“Hey out there! I am Ki, head
sweets reporter, here live at York beach where every hundred years a sea
monster rises! Now in exactly three minutes the sea monster will rise. We hope
to talk to it and discover what it is named and many other answers. Are you
ready? Okay! 3…. 2…. 1….. HERE IT COMES!!!”
“I am the mighty monster of the
sea! Ask me questions and hear the mighty scary answers!”
“Hi, Mr. Monster can you please
answer some honest questions? I am the sweets reporter here to uncover your
secrets!”
“What? Are you actually talking to
me? The mighty sea monster?”
“Yes sir we know who you are known
by, but we would like to learn about you and your real life. Is that alright? I
bet you want a friend, don’t you? I could be your friend. We all could be your
friend. We just don’t know enough about you. Please Mr.”
“y-you want to be my friend?
Really? Okay I guess I can talk. Ask and I will answer if I can.”
“Okay are you ready? Now, first
question what is your real name? Do you know your real name?”
“Yes I think I do. Hmmmmm… my name,
my name, my name is… of course now I remember! I am the mighty, all so
powerful, son of the sea god Poseidon, part cupcake, Mr. Shelly!”
“Really? Okay so I guess next
question? How old are you? Mr. Shelly?”
“Oh. Hmmm let’s see how many times
have you people seen me again? Like 15 or so? Okay so I go out first time with
my dad at age 1500 I think so umm… 1500+1500 let’s see 0+0=0, 0+0=0, 5+5=10, 0
carry the 1, 1+1+1= 3, so 3000. Yes I know how old I am. I am about 3000 years,
5 hours, and 37.39 seconds old.”
“Whoa, you seem to like to be exact
with things huh? Wait! That’s not the question. Just a comment. Okay, so do you
like coming up to earth?”
“Umm… hard answer. I like the
water. Duh sea god’s son here but, I don’t have friends down there. They hate
me. But, people up here are all scared of me except for you. Yeah, why are you
not scared? I mean it is nice, but you must be faking it. Wait is this a trap?
Please don’t take me away! I will be good! I even go back under water!”
“Okay calm down. We are not
trapping you and yes I know I am not scared of you. I am not scared because I
know you are more scared of me then I am of you. Now, next question. Can
you...”
“I am not scared of you people! I
am the mighty sea monster! I am 3000 years old!”
“Now, now just forget what I said
okay? My question, which you interrupted, was… Can you actually control
horses?”
“Well, yes sometimes. My father
created horses so basically if they are nice enough, they listen. Those mean
ones aren’t so nice though. Even if they don’t listen, I can hear them and they
can hear me. Oh, the nightmares I get from those horses that do talk. “
“Okay that is all we need for now,
do you want to come back again in 100 years and answer more?”
“I guess if I have to I would but I
think you would not be able to talk to me because of the human lifespan. I only
will talk if I am talking to you.”
“Okay, thank you by Mr. Shelly!
Have a nice 100 years in the ocean and come back even earlier if you want!”
“Bye ms. umm… I did not get your
name.”
“Oh, yes my name. I am Ki the
reporter from sweets! See you again Mr. Shelly!”
“Yes see you again Ki bye!”
“And that concludes our report on
the monster that rises every 100 years. See you again on the sweets show!”
By
our reporter,
Ki