Hello all you Sweets fans! I’m your reporter, giving a story
about a toxic waste outbreak in our hometown!
“Hey
guys! It’s me, Ki, and ready to hear the scoop!”
“Grawr!
I’m the mighty green guy! Bow before your new master! I shall destroy your
whole city in one swipe.”
“Back
off wannabes! Ki the reporter is here and you WON’T hurt this big guy on my
watch! BACK IT UP, BACK IT UP, MOVE IT MOVE! You got to make me yell, again.”
“WHO
DARE APPROACH ME?!?”
“Hi.
Sweets reporter Ki here. Sir, we need to ask you a few questions.”
“Ooh!
Questions! I mean, ahem, WHAT DO YOU WANT!”
“O.K
first is first. Where do you come from?”
“Hmmm…
Where do I come from? Umm... I… don’t….. Know.”
“Oh. Ok
then. Well, let’s see. Do you want to
eat?”
“EAT?
Oh, yeah. I-I guess I do.”
“PEOPLE!
GET SOME MOSTER WORTHY FOOD HERE, STAT!”
“Um. I
can take a hamburger please.”
“O.K.
just stand right there and we’ll get you one. HAMBURGER STAT!”
“O.K.”
stands up straight.
“Here
you are. You can sit down, if you like”
“Can I
move now?”
“OH!
Oops in our town it just means don’t move for a bit. Sorry ‘bout that. Yes, you
can
move”
“Few, I
was getting tired.”
“Now,
is there anything you’d like to tell about your life?”
“Yes.
Get nice and comfy for a story!”
“Okay,
go on ahead.”
“I’m a
scar-nalo in my area. We are supposed to scare humans. The sponzonayle send us
out when they want to take over a city soon. They say I get in the way so
instead of being sent out to the normal spot, I’m stuck scaring small towns.
The end.”
“Well I’m
sorry about that sir. But that’s all the time I have today. Come back tomorrow
for another scoop on the biggest problems in our world! I’m Ki, head reporter
of Sweets Reports, where no problem’s too big, and no monster’s too small! Have
a nice day!”
